When I awoke at 3:30 this morning, I immediately realized that my life is not worth living--well, not for the next three days. It's a work thing.
Life would be so much better if someone would just send me a big fat envelope stuffed with money on a regular basis. I would be grateful, very grateful. And I would use it wisely (well mostly). I would pay my mortgage, buy healthy food (well mostly), and work for world peace. I would only buy one expensive handbag a year. I would not fritter away the hours watching food porn on foodtv or decorating porn on HGTV. Well, except for mebbe Top Chef and that new Mike Holmes show.
If the first envelope of money could be delivered to my door in the next 60 minutes, I would do the whole world peace thing today. Really.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
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I'll watch Mike Holmes with you. After the world peace thing, of course.
ReplyDeletethis too shall pass....... hang in there and get some sleep!
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